Roast Beef

So Caden is up to his usual...tearing about the house, playing, dismantling and the like. He comes barreling down the hallway, tries to navigate the turn into the kitchen and promptly stubs his toe on the corner of the wall. He goes down like a sack of potatoes, in a crumpled heap right at momma's feet. "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

Soothingly, momma comes to is aid "Oh I'm sorry baby, are you ok? did you hurt your toe?"
Waaaaaa yyeeeesssssss waaaaaaaaaaaa
Oh, you poor thing, show me where it hurts.
waaaaaaaaaa myyy fooooooooooot waaaaaaaaaa
Ok which toe did you hurt?
waaaaaa Roast Beeeeeeeeef waaaaaaaaaaaaa
Gayle gives pause, then the motherly instinct clicks...this lil piggy went to the market, this lil piggy stayed home, this lil piggy had roast beef.
'Oh this middle toe here? let me kiss it to make it all better'
'Thank you momma sob sob'